“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”
Football coach
“Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”
Basketball coach recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
Football coach
“I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach I don’t know and I don’t care.’”
Coach to player
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”
Senior basketball player